MARRIAGE
Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: Nothing.Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificatefor an hour."
Husband: "I was looking for the expiry date."
Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife: "Yes or no."
Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at yourpicture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem canthere be greater than this one?"
Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all yourworries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries ortroubles."
Gir l: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
Son: "Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told meto give up my seat to a lady."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But mum , I was sitting on daddy's lap."
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if myfather hadn't left me a fortune?""
Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTERWHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty faceor my sexy body?"He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!
